A boozer's confession!

One day I was enlightened by my totally boozed mom!

Yes man! my mom boozes, and not even my dad can beat her...

I was in my teenage, the "don't-treat-me-like-a-kid" age and I was a teetotaller... I swear (incase you don't believe) 

My mom revealed that my birth itself was a failure of the contraception they used

It's the beginning of  my story ... story of a complete loser!